Parent During the Middle School Dark Ages

Written by Ryan Evans on October 28th, 2020

Many years ago, a colleague told me that middle schoolers lose their brains, morphing into different people for a few years before returning to earth as normal human beings again. At the time, I could not affirm such a proposition, but that was when my own kids were toddlers. How wrong I was. I have since raised three middle schoolers and gleaned valuable advice worth sharing with anyone raising children during those challenging years.

Middle school is roughly defined as ages 12-15, grades 6-9. My goal is to help prepare those who have not yet entered those dark ages, and to encourage those currently doing battle during a time that can be tumultuous, yet sanctifying. Here are 10 tips for parenting during the middle school years:

  1. Find common ground with your spouse and present a united front. Middle school children sniff out differences like bloodhounds and are uncanny at exploiting parental disagreements.
  2. Hold your child accountable through logical consequences. Requiring minimal grade requirements for cell phone usage, or ensuring weekend homework is done before playing video games is not only a good motivator, but teaches a necessary life skill.
  3. Don’t primarily seek to be a friend to your middle school child. Whether they realize it or not, they need a parent first. Exchanges should be marked by friendliness, but friendship comes later as fruit of navigating those tough years.
  4. Learn to deflect negativity with unrelenting positivity. You may be overwhelmed by persistent cynicism and negativity, but you must play the adult by avoiding debates that without your positive outlook will only result in depleted energy and decreased joy.
  5. Place limited credence on advice or input from your middle school child when making big decisions. Their opinions can radically fluctuate, often changing by day, if not by hour or minute.
  6. Learn to lovingly criticize your kids for the right reasons. While parents need to serve as advocates, parents can easily exacerbate their child’s false sense of victimization when they fail to be objective and acknowledge their children’s weaknesses.
  7. Be forewarned that mood swings come like a thief in the night. Actually, as untimely as a thief, but much more often.
  8. Don’t be surprised when your child stretches the truth or spins a story that seems to have no basis in reality. Their reality, though real to them, is often hyper-myopic.
  9. You’ve seen the shirt that says, “I’m not arguing. I’m only explaining why I’m right.” That was created by a 9th grade boy.
  10. You’ve seen the shirt that says, “Sarcasm: Just another service I offer.” That was created by an 8th grade girl.

As we raise our children to be faithful, self-sufficient, and responsible, we also need to have a sense of humor as we seek to parent in a way that honors each stage of their development. God is good, and He is sovereign at all stages of each child’s growth. By developing a culture of grace and compassion bathed in patience and appropriate consequences, your kids will mature and grow, and years later will thank you for your enduring, and endearing, love for them. Especially throughout those trying middle school years.